ABC: "Were your girls as hacked off as mine ?? that Kanye gave Taylor Swift the Joe Wilson treatment?"
Prez: "I thought that was really inappropriate, you know? It's like she's getting an award and wait, what do you, wait a minute. I..I..I hear you, I agree with it.
ABC:"That counts as the first question." (Laughter)
Prez: "The young lady seems like perfect nice person getting her award, what's he doing up there?"
ABC:"Why would he do that?"
Prez: "He's a Jackass." (More Laughter)
Prez: "No, no, all this stuff, I'm ?? all this stuff, where's the pool? C'mon guys, cut the President some slack, I've got a lot of other stuff ?? for you."
Prez: "Yeah, cuz I heard last time there was the fly thing, that was the highlight of the..."
ABC:"No that worked out for you"
Prez: "Except PETA"
ABC:"You have a chopsticks this time?"
Prez: "Haha, yeah right"
btw, Kanye already apologized through Jay Leno (link)
Couldn't transcript the whole thing, my speakers and my listening skills are too bad.